At its simplest

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I love it when I am reading an article that makes very little sense but starts sentences with expressions like “At its simplest, X means…” Yes, at its simplest, followed by incomprehensible, impassable descriptions of I still don’t know what. I know it is possible to achieve an “at its simplest” definition because I have seen several for the concept at hand, making this “at its simplest” qualifier all the more laughable.

Be careful where you stick it – Words change meaning

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Watching television news and pseudo-news à la The Daily Show, I hear a lot of misplaced modifiers. I also see them in print:

  • the former lesbian tennis star
  • the former French president
  • seeking a junior Chinese copywriter

These bother me because they change the intended meaning. I am fairly sure the former tennis star is still a lesbian; the former president is still French and the junior copywriter sought is still capable of using Chinese (what would a “junior Chinese” be, exactly?).

I’m fussy, but clarity is meaningful.