Grammar
–Andrei Codrescu[[1]] by mistake, one day, i unplugged grammar, the refrigerator of
language, and all the meats of prejudice began to rot[[2]] grammar is plugged into the wall of our minds and if i concentrate
long enough i can still feel my mother’s deft fingers inserting the
prongs[[3]] i can, for that matter, also remember trying to put my cock
through a noun and ending up fucked by a mysterious “it”[[4]] there was a man who spoke in complete sentences and one day he
was run over by a train[[5]] translation can make what comes “after” come “before” and
thanks to this i am capable of filling in endless forms with a smile[[6]] i have a dim view of commas when i walk
[[7]] the cannibal group i belong to is presently engaged in wiping its
many mouths of dripping pieces of syntax with the long towel of
my mother’s skirt
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