Okay… maybe that title is misleading. All I did was grind up Oreos in a food processor, mix them with cream cheese, roll this concoction from messy, sticky blob into neat little balls and roll the balls in grated chocolate shavings. Et voilà — Oreo truffles! Easy. Not particularly kinky, but… maybe the idea of rolling balls between the palms of one’s hands (covered in chocolate) brings out the kink in someone’s mind!
375g Oreo cookies, crushed/ground in a food processor
250g softened cream cheese
small block of chocolate, grated
Crush Oreos, pour into a bowl of cream cheese. Mix well. Roll into balls (you can chill the mixture for a while if you want to but this mixture can be handled without chilling first without making too much of a mess).
Roll balls in chocolate shavings. Chill.
This will probably make about 25 to 35 medium-sized truffles.
One of my Oreo-laced concoctions this past week involved plopping a whole Oreo cookie into the bottom of a cupcake liner, topping that with rich chocolate cake batter, baking it and frosting it with a cookies-and-cream (vanilla frosting and crushed Oreos, of course) frosting and topping it off with a cute miniature Oreo cookie. I always think, with much love, of my dear friend Nina when I make these. When she lived here, she loved it the one or two times I made them. Oddly, until now, I had never made anything like it since. This is the first time I committed real Oreo overkill, actually. My old approach was just standard chocolate cake batter and cookies-and-cream frosting. The Oreo crust was just a new experiment.
In the past I have always used a standard, go-to chocolate cake recipe, but the idea of taking all the steps required in my normal recipe (separating eggs and beating the whites separately from the rest of the cake) sounded like way too much of a hassle when I was already separating a million eggs for Swiss meringue frosting and baking 11 kinds of cupcakes and 9 kinds of cookies. Could I really be bothered? No. I found a slightly simpler, more straightforward chocolate cake batter to use.
Chocolate cake recipe
1 1/3 cup flour
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 cup cocoa
3 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cup sugar
3/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup milk
Preheat oven to 175C. Cream butter and sugar together. Add eggs, then vanilla. Sift dry ingredients together, mix them in alternately with the milk in three rounds. (For extra Oreo overkill, you could also mix more crushed Oreos into the cake batter.)
Fill cupcake liners (after you have put your Oreo in the bottom!) in cupcake pan and bake 15-17 minutes until toothpick inserted in the center comes out dry.
Cookies-and-cream frosting recipe
8 ounces cream cheese, softened (I used a 200g container)
1/2 cup softened butter
3 3/4 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
Beat the cream cheese and butter together well, add vanilla, then beat in the powdered sugar slowly until well blended and the appropriate, spreadable/pipeable consistency is reached. Mix crushed Oreos into the frosting. Frost your cupcakes after they are cooled and decorate with mini Oreos, if desired.