I had never seen Bodyform feminine hygiene product ads until they were described to me – I didn’t think the song could be as bad as I was warned about. But they were worse. I include the ads here because… well, I don’t understand what the hell is going on with period product advertising and never have. Certainly nothing as direct as the poem below.

Periodicity (I)
–Lesbia Harford

Periodicity (II)

Periodicity (III)